EMP & ATP 005 ● MAY 2026

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ATP&EMP

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Behold, an opportunity to gather.

Welcome to Somnia's fifth ATP & EMP Meme! This is the place to be if you're interested in the game's setting, if you're unsure about who you'd like to bring or if you just want to check out the vibes. Remember that the EMP is open to all, and you don't need an invite to participate in the slightest!

IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR THIS APP ROUND: With September marking the start of the game's second arc, there will be a setting shift and thus we'll be skipping a TDM/app round for that month to better situate our current players. With that said, our next app round after this one will only being in October, so I've decided to uncap the game and thus the number of apps coming in this round and going forward (at least until where I feel like I can handle it).

IN SUMMARY, If you have interest in apping, now might be a good time if you do not wish to wait three months for the next round, or risk the game getting capped again!



Dates to note are as follows:

- EVENT/TDM: June 1st
- RESERVES: June 12th
- APPS: June 19th - 24th

An opportunity for players who do not have invites to post their interest in receiving one will be available on the TDM as a mod comment to reply to. Current players may extend their invites, and if you don't know anyone in the game, the mod will make a decision to send an invite (note that this does not guarantee one). Just like our EMP, you do not need an invite to participate in the TDM, either— only to reserve and app.

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[verynearlyperfect]

THROWS EVERYTHING OFF MY DESK THIS IS THE MOST FASCINATING THING HE'S EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE OF COURSE HE ACCEPTS THIS CHALLENGE. HE'S GONNA FIX YOU SO FUCKIN GOOD YOU'RE GETTIN A NEW HEART BUDDY

[mimockry]

thanks weird nerd.

then luka accidentally mentions how absolutely shitfucked the cloning system the aliens used was and pal flies into an intellectual rage. so amazing that there are so many things wrong in the locked tomb but fertility treatment and reproductive solutions are ON LOCK because necromancers are FRAGILE BEANS

[verynearlyperfect]

:Db

he's gonna lose his fucking MIND do you know how BADLY you have to fuck up to genetically engineer a body that WORKS THAT POORLY!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON PURPOSE. IT'S SO EASY TO JUST NOT DO THIS. SO EASY TO JUST GROW A NORMAL BABY IN A FERTILITY POD AND THEN FIX THE PROBLEMS. HE IS GOING TO BE SO ANGRY AND HE IS GOING TO MAKE LUKA A NICE CUP OF TEA AND THE COOLEST HEART IMPLANT EVER. HERE'S YOUR PHYSICAL THERAPY REGIMEN. TELL HIM IF ANYTHING HURTS!!

EDIT: also this is all going to be very funny since I'm probably forcing pal back into his Actual Own blown-up body which means he gets to have ~necromancer glass bones and paper skin~ again

[mimockry]

ok thanks for the tea. what if everything hurts

im losing it at the idea of palamedes struggling to walk up a mild incline while ranting about fertility pods. absolute peak comedy

[verynearlyperfect]

well that's a lot but we'll go through it one by one, rate them in order of severity/inconvenience so he knows where to start-

spiritually he is a 64 year old man guy bleeding from his nose and about to faint from dizziness while he's telling you how you need to not turn your heart off and how he's going to fix your organs. like yeah sure buddy maybe fix yourself idiot-

[mimockry]

and that's how palamedes invented the smile to frown pain scale chart in somnia

it's probably bad form for your doctor to be coughing up blood but luka wouldn't know so it's fine? there are not enough competent women in the world to rescue them from themselves--

[verynearlyperfect]

oh my god he's going to invent the smile to frown pain scale. he's gonna put it right next to his sticky notes-

iT'S TRUE I've already joked about him making aradia his lab assistant and I don't. Think. she's gonna be able to help with that either, it's fine, they're fine, nothing's perfect when you're in the middle of improvement he says don't worry about it,,,,

[mimockry]

please use harrow's face on the smile to frown pain scale. or maybe just the frown side

aradia can carry the blood bucket (for catching blood so as not to cause a slipping hazard) (this is part of lab assistant duties probably)

[verynearlyperfect]

harrow on the frowny side and gideon on the smiley side. perfection

no no you're right this is a very important duty. we keep it stored next to the bile bucket and the fluids (other) bucket

[mimockry]

i am scared of the fluids (other) bucket plus

[verynearlyperfect]

why are you scared of being prepared, anne. why are you scared of lympathic fluids. he doesn't know what might come out of swarmlings-

[mimockry]

THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE AND YET I STILL FEAR

god pal working really hard to figure out how to heal chitin wounds is giving me life though. love him

[verynearlyperfect]

he Will have a basic treatment plan for every kind of offering's general biology before the week is out just you WAIT

[mimockry]

remember to sleep buddy

[verynearlyperfect]

NO he doesn't WANNA!!

i’m so sorry i had to. Also I’m dying at this thread.

[go_loud]

Warden.

the FLUIDS, CAMILLA--

[verynearlyperfect]

....................fine........................😔

[snaggletooth]

hemocyanin-filled lymph! it's blue!

[verynearlyperfect]

delightfully strange implications for oxygenation! thank you. May he have a sample to study-

[snaggletooth]

y not if he can find a way to do venipuncture through an exoskeleton

[verynearlyperfect]

give him a day he's about to magic up some wild ass needles for u bro

[snaggletooth]

oh MY