[ Did she just crack a joke about jacking off...? Damn, okay then. Some people are a lot more open about those things. And women have been progressively more outspoken about these topics in ways men usually are over the past decade or so. WAP and all of that. ]
No, we can—we can try it together, it's fine.
[ That's stupid and he knows it. No matter who goes first, and he feels like it should really be him, both of them shouldn't go at the same time because the first person could always just drop dead or immediately start puking or something. The decision runs contrary to survival instinct, but for whatever reason—maybe just the increasingly pressing sense that he's not really in a position to wait much longer—he makes the offer anyway. ]
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No, we can—we can try it together, it's fine.
[ That's stupid and he knows it. No matter who goes first, and he feels like it should really be him, both of them shouldn't go at the same time because the first person could always just drop dead or immediately start puking or something. The decision runs contrary to survival instinct, but for whatever reason—maybe just the increasingly pressing sense that he's not really in a position to wait much longer—he makes the offer anyway. ]