Bam! You hit the jackpot, Blondie. That's exactly what I am.

[with a grin and a wink, she pats her hand to the empty seat next to her—suggesting she should sit with her if standing gets too much or boring.]

You know, not a lot of people get it the first try. Even when I state the obvious.

[she loves her people, there's truth in that, but that doesn't mean half of them are not morons.]