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As long as it's not something stupid, I guess.
I am Toki Wartooth, rhythm guitarist for a really really famous band! AMA
(It's Dethklok but most people here don't know what that is so I have to say really famous or you won't know.)
[always down for things to be game canon!!!!!!]
(It's Dethklok but most people here don't know what that is so I have to say really famous or you won't know.)
[always down for things to be game canon!!!!!!]
I am the author of your nightmares, the goose to your bumps, the lighting to your thunderstorms, the chaos to your confusions, the most wanted criminal, the prodigy, and the coolest bitch this city has ever seen.
So! Ask me anything, ladies and gentlefolks! Don't be shy, I'll only gun you down when provoked.
So! Ask me anything, ladies and gentlefolks! Don't be shy, I'll only gun you down when provoked.
Hello... My name is Agent Grapes. I'm an agent... well, ex-agent [ he knows how it sounds, but that's his name, ok!! ] who handled supernatural disasters, but I still use that knowledge to help where I can.
[ well, he has too much knowledge, but only certain personalities can know certain things. ]
If you need anything, please let me know... um.. ask me anything...
[ well, he has too much knowledge, but only certain personalities can know certain things. ]
If you need anything, please let me know... um.. ask me anything...
Edited 2026-03-28 23:50 (UTC)
Why Agent "Grapes"?
[ Seriously, this has been haunting him. Whyyyy. ]
[ Seriously, this has been haunting him. Whyyyy. ]
You can think of me as being like a real life ghostbuster. I rescue civilians from supernatural phenomena—still working on this one though!
[ it's a doozy. ]
As an ace agent, I know all kinds of things, so I guess it just depends whether it's something I can tell you? Haha~
[ it's a doozy. ]
As an ace agent, I know all kinds of things, so I guess it just depends whether it's something I can tell you? Haha~
It's just Greed. And I'd say it's a pleasure, but some of you sure are demanding. Ha - ! Good. Suppose I wouldn't have it any other way.
But, ehh, doesn't matter. I make a point not to lie. So, go ahead. What have you got for me, friend?
But, ehh, doesn't matter. I make a point not to lie. So, go ahead. What have you got for me, friend?
Probably killing somebody? Or defending somebody people thought should be killed, maybe. I trust my own judgment about who deserves it.
[ And, well. He hasn't always agreed with the higher-ups back home about that kind of thing. ]
I guess I'd have something like...shogayaki? No, actually, hotpot with meatballs.
[ And, well. He hasn't always agreed with the higher-ups back home about that kind of thing. ]
I guess I'd have something like...shogayaki? No, actually, hotpot with meatballs.
Ask me anything, I'm the strongest.
( oh, a name? profession? right, right. )
But that's not very helpful, is it~? Gojou Satoru, twenty-something, teacher. I can eat two packages of mochi ice cream in seven minutes without getting a brain freeze. Ask away.
( oh, a name? profession? right, right. )
But that's not very helpful, is it~? Gojou Satoru, twenty-something, teacher. I can eat two packages of mochi ice cream in seven minutes without getting a brain freeze. Ask away.
[ not another one. he must think it's stupid because why else would he ask? no one understands the genius behind how soleum painstakingly picked out his name during his exciting read of < dark exploration records >! the name that doesn't follow the naming convention so it'd stand out if he were to ever work with the bureau, that way they'd find him mysterious and different! who wouldn't want to stand out in the legendary supernatural disaster management bureau, and soleum knew the best way how!! imagine! being noticed by his favorite characters who dabble in the spiritual arts to handle scps on a day to day basis.
who wouldn't want a name that stands out and to be different!? ]
...Um. Not only was I in a supernatural phenomena where people were in danger, I was in a position where an agent was threatening to kill me if I didn't work along with him...
[ ... like half truth?
yeah... ]
who wouldn't want a name that stands out and to be different!? ]
...Um. Not only was I in a supernatural phenomena where people were in danger, I was in a position where an agent was threatening to kill me if I didn't work along with him...
[ ... like half truth?
yeah... ]
Edited 2026-03-29 00:19 (UTC)
That is NOT what happened.
[ be so for real. though... it's not entirely wrong, and it's very jaekwan to do, but he makes it sound so bad?? here, let him say that. ]
You make it sound so bad. But you know, this guy here, Grapes? He tried to do the same thing to me when he showed up here, because he thought it was the same disaster! He'd have done the same thing in Bronze-ie's shoes.
[ smh. SMH. ]
Now, are you going to talk about the part where that's the exit method, and you how you would've woke up safe and sound without having to worry about that dream anymore in the future?
[ be so for real. though... it's not entirely wrong, and it's very jaekwan to do, but he makes it sound so bad?? here, let him say that. ]
You make it sound so bad. But you know, this guy here, Grapes? He tried to do the same thing to me when he showed up here, because he thought it was the same disaster! He'd have done the same thing in Bronze-ie's shoes.
[ smh. SMH. ]
Now, are you going to talk about the part where that's the exit method, and you how you would've woke up safe and sound without having to worry about that dream anymore in the future?
I'm "buttered" now?
[ dog give him strength ]
But I'm surprised you assumed the hotpot was fake and not the shogayaki. Hotpot's like a soup. There's broth, and you put all kinds of things in it.
[ dog give him strength ]
But I'm surprised you assumed the hotpot was fake and not the shogayaki. Hotpot's like a soup. There's broth, and you put all kinds of things in it.
...I feel like you're both just answering the wrong half of the question.
[ i.e. how he became an agent, which tbh Megumi is indifferent to. ]
What kind of name is "Grapes"?
[ i.e. how he became an agent, which tbh Megumi is indifferent to. ]
What kind of name is "Grapes"?
Kalmiya Longwillow; my pleasure and yours.
I'm a professional adventurer contracted through a university! Top of the warlock class, winner of many magical scrimmages, and all-around defiant delight.
What mysteries can I illuminate for you today?
I'm a professional adventurer contracted through a university! Top of the warlock class, winner of many magical scrimmages, and all-around defiant delight.
What mysteries can I illuminate for you today?
Sure, why the hell not?
I'm Sharon da Silva, I spent the last nine years of my life on the run from a crazy cult before Sleep nabbed me, and I absolutely hate the bitch. It's my life's goal to ruin her goals. AMA, just... don't be weird, okay?
I'm Sharon da Silva, I spent the last nine years of my life on the run from a crazy cult before Sleep nabbed me, and I absolutely hate the bitch. It's my life's goal to ruin her goals. AMA, just... don't be weird, okay?
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