AMA MEME ● MARCH 2026

[uruz]

AMA MEME

welcome sleepies, to our meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this time we've got......



ASK ME ANYTHING

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.

💀 post a top level for your character; you can leave a brief "I am X, AMA", if you'd like, make in anon, don't, ect.
💀 Other characters will reply to these TLs with questions
💀 Answer. Thrive.
💀 if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).

have fun. worship.

Comments

kigai yuuto | x/1999

[salaryman]

How do you do? I am -- ah -- Mister Bagwaji. A humble civil servant.

I'm afraid I don't know much but will answer what I can.

[roedeer]

[ wow.

he really can't believe it. ]

Mr. Bagjwi, are you busy?

[ it's a question.... ]

[salaryman]

For my employer? I'm always free.

[roedeer]

I left something at your residence in a small box. You should let me know when you find it.

[salaryman]

Something for me? Is this for being a good employee?

[dedicate]

Oooh, so that's your boss?

[ looking up at the thread above like ? ]

This isn't a question, but f you ever have any trouble, let me know. We'll make sure your rights are protected under the labor standards act~

[ grapes kinda pissing him off rn. he's on your side, yuuto. ]

[salaryman]

[ Small gasp. ]

What do you mean?

[dedicate]

Just what it sounds like? You know, vacation days, sick time, all that good stuff~ I happen to know someone who can negotiate it properly for you.

[ him!!!!!! as soleum's boss!!!!! ]

[salaryman]

[ Glance above. ]

But I'm employee of the month.

[longwillows]

So what do you know?

[salaryman]

How to be a clerk and get along with others.

And also some gossip that is told to me, but that's gossip.

[longwillows]

Oh!

What's the most interesting gossip you've heard?

[salaryman]

Let's see --

[ He holds his chin and thinks. ]

-- that's pretty subjective.

[ He hums yet again. ]

Is there a specific kind of gossip that you're curious about?

[hallowedly]

If you cover the lady's dinner every time, at your pace, aren't you close to insolvency?

[salaryman]

Not at all.

Isn't the lady's time and presence enough of a repayment for any small monetary loss?

[hallowedly]

In other words, just how often do you eat cup noodle?

[salaryman]

Ah... how should I put it?

One of the lovely ladies... she seemed to feel bad so my account never suffered too much despite how much we go out to eat.

But it balances out... she has a friend who would probably be happy if I lived a life of lukewarm cup noodles and ice water.

[ Ha-ha-ha-ha. ]

[opheliac]

That's not your name.

[salaryman]

It's a codename.

Do you like it?

[opheliac]

Why would you need one? Is someone after you? Who did you tick off?

[salaryman]

My boss was worried about me giving out my real name in a supernatural space.

I don't think anyone is after me anymore anyone is after anyone else.

And surprisingly, no one is ever really ever that angry at me.

[for_sake]

... Since when are you Mister Bagwaji?

[salaryman]

Think it's been at least two months since I got that codename.

2/2

[salaryman]

So - two months!

[for_sake]

Two whole months? How'd ya get that codename anyway?