MURMR: THE MEME

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MURMR MEME

welcome sleepies, to our meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this time we've got......



MURMR— A TINDR/GRINDR MEME

☆TINDER/GRINDR．
Tinder/grindr are social media sites meant for mobile usage, where you upload a couple photos of yourself and a short description. Then you're shown pictures of people and all you have to do is swipe right (like) or left (dislike). If both of you like each other, it's a match and you're connected by the private messaging system. In this case, it's all in The Murmur!

☆ STEPS．
0. Make sure all images you use are 250x250!
1. OPTIONAL: Make a post to your journal with the "Extended Profile" code (this code will not work in comments)
2. Post a comment using the "Basic Profile" code and link your extended profile if using one. Make sure to put your name in the header!
3. Tag around giving people ❤ or ✖
4. If you get a ❤ and you want to give one back, copy the "It's a Match!" code. 5. Congrats it's a match! Now you can talk to each other... about... stuff...?? And ever if it's not a match, woah.... you can actually talk it out!

☆ MY CHARACTER DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY．
If your character reluctant, then suddenly...
1. Your character's friend set up a mental profile.
2. There's some sort of competition going on for the most right swipes.
3. Sleep did it for you!!

☆ EXTENDED PROFILE． (Set to 3 images; toggle navigation above pictures. You can change the code to hold more or less if you want!)

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●●●	About #NAME#
#DESCRIPTION#

❚❚❚❚❚ EXTENDED PROFILE CODE.
Replace anything surrounded in hashtags, including the hashtags.
<center><div style="height: 275px; width: 250px; overflow: hidden;"><div align="right"><a name="1"></a>● <a href="#2" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> <a href="#3" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a></div> <img src="#IMAGE_1#" height="250" width="250"> <div align="right"><a name="2"></a><a href="#1" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> ● <a href="#3" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a></div> <img src="#IMAGE_2#" height="250" width="250"> <div align="right"><a name="3"></a><a href="#1" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> <a href="#2" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> ●</div> <img src="#IMAGE_3#" height="250" width="250"></div></center> <center><table width="265"><tr><td><font color="##">TOKEN/OFFERING</font></td><td align="right"><b>About #NAME#</b></td></tr><tr><td align="justify" colspan="2"><small>#DESCRIPTION#</small></td></tr></table> <img src="https://i.ibb.co/fdW0D40R/woa1un-B.png"><a href="#IC_FILE#"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/N2YnhTf4/o-GJmz-Y4.png"></a><img src="https://i.ibb.co/NgWSgtHY/0cxs-V0W.png"></center>

❚❚❚❚❚ BASIC PROFILE．

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offering/token	About #NAME#
#DESCRIPTION#

<center><div style="height: 275px; width: 250px; overflow: hidden;"><div align="right"><a name="1"></a>● <a href="#2" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> <a href="#3" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a></div> <img src="#IMAGE_1#" height="250" width="250"> <div align="right"><a name="2"></a><a href="#1" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> ● <a href="#3" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a></div> <img src="#IMAGE_2#" height="250" width="250"> <div align="right"><a name="3"></a><a href="#1" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> <a href="#2" style="text-decoration: none;">○</a> ●</div> <img src="#IMAGE_3#" height="250" width="250"></div></center> <center><table width="265"><tr><td><font color="##">OFFERING/TOKEN</font></td><td align="right"><b>About #NAME#</b></td></tr><tr><td align="justify" colspan="2"><small>#DESCRIPTION#</small></td></tr></table> <img src="https://i.ibb.co/fdW0D40R/woa1un-B.png"><a href="#IC_FILE#"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/N2YnhTf4/o-GJmz-Y4.png"></a><img src="https://i.ibb.co/NgWSgtHY/0cxs-V0W.png"></center>

❚❚❚❚❚ IT'S A MATCH． You and #YOUR_NAME# like each other! or <center><img src="https://i.ibb.co/1YpJmGS6/cnl-JHm-U.png"> <img src="#THEIR_USERPIC#"> <img src="#YOUR_USERPIC#"> You and #YOUR_NAME# like each other! <img src="https://i.ibb.co/cK3BNT7r/9ONA1T9.png"> or <img src="https://i.ibb.co/WW17THZv/3GABZ5q.png"></center> as always, threads could be game canon if both players are in agreement. have fun. worship.

Comments

[merged]

What, you're telling me you wouldn't show off if someone interested asked? I mean, if I had a giant dick, I would.

[cantilevers]

When you hit my age and experience, teasing is better than showing off. Why? You curious or something?

[Say no and let them move on, Sharon.]

[merged]

I am always curious, but I think telling my girlfriend I saw her dad's dick might be a major turn-off. [ like no she's curious af but she knows when not to give in ]

How old are you, anyway?

[cantilevers]

She would a) never let you live it down b) remind you at the most inconvenient times c) never ask enough questions about the situation and d) puke.

[Sharon, why you gotta ask him all the difficult questions?!]

I uhhhh... I don't know. I was 43 when shit went down, but Jinx is 19 now, so... I guess... [Pause for mental math moment.] ...so 50.

[merged]

I know. A part of me thinks it would be funny to tell her I have, though. [ She's part troll, ok. ]

Wow. You look good for 50, Vander. I think you could use a little more salt in your hair, but you'll draw in a crowd, that's for sure. I mean, how many guys in their 50s are as built as you are?

[cantilevers]

Will need a play-by-play of her reaction if you do.

Do you always butter up the old men in your life, or am I special? Most of the guys in their 50s where I'm from are crippled, dying or dead. [So he was technically in good company...]

[merged]

I can do you one better: I'll send you the memory. [ And ask for ways to get back in Jinx's good graces after lmfao ]

Come on, a girl can't sweet-talk a man who might as well be family? It's either that, or finding a way to tease you relentlessly!

[cantilevers]

That could be interesting. I'm still not sure I'm used to memory sharing as a medium.

Might as well be family, hmmm? I can't be the only old guy you use that line on.

[merged]

It takes time. I'm still not super keen on it, but it can be useful.

Nope, I'm pretty sure you're the only old guy I've used that line on. Did it work?

[cantilevers]

I suppose. I prefer to keep memories to myself if I'm honest. Words might lose emotion and impact, but memories are just... personal.

Oh but young guys are a dime a dozen. Are you looking for some sort of official adoption or something?

[merged]

That's for the best. The Murmur keeps record, so if someone discovers the right string, they can find that memory. I keep what I share pretty limited myself. [ A silly memory is a better one to leave behind than one more revealing. ]

I've got the papers already, just need your signature. [ ;) ] Don't worry, I'm not really looking to be adopted. Been there, done that, they're dead. I do like you, though.

[cantilevers]

All the more reason to keep off the Murmur as much as possible. I prefer face-to-face conversations anyway.

Wow dropping the facts and the mood in one go. That's skill. You're also forced to like me or at least put up with me given who you're dating.

[merged]

[ She gets it. She's (mostly) the same way—too bad the Murmur makes communication so much easier. ]

What can I say? It's a skill I've honed over the years. And, come on, I'm not the type of person to be forced to like anyone—not even by Jinx. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't bother. I don't have the patience for that type of crap.

[cantilevers]

Useful skill. Keep it up.

You've certainly put in the effort though with both of her parental figures. That's a hard balance I've found.

[merged]

Does that bother you?

[cantilevers]

Would it matter if it did?

[merged]

Yes.

[cantilevers]

I've been around long enough to know that wouldn't end well for me.

Especially if I want to continue to have access to my daughter.

[merged]

The last thing I think Jinx wants is to see anything between you two come to a head. I don't know if that's avoidable, though.

But you're doing better than I would be in your situation.

[cantilevers]

She's caught in the middle, and that's unfortunate. It's not a position I wish on her, especially after she has endured so much.

It's difficult to watch so many appear to align with him and his when all I remember is his lot killing my friends on his order, torturing me, and then two dead sons.

[merged]

She'll be able to handle it. For now. [ But the moment everything boils over, Sharon is worried Jinx won't be able to. ]

Yeah, I bet. Listen, I can't even begin to understand the position you're in. And I know it's got to wear on you. But you understand that people aren't... aligning with him as if they're choosing sides, right?

Unless you view it as him or you?

[cantilevers]

I know. She's stronger than she thinks she is. I'd prefer she didn't have to test that strength over a couple of old guys who flamed out.

No, I don't think that you can, and I hope that you never have to. At the end of my human life, it was exactly like that, so why should here be any different, yeah? I've seen how his allies treat me, so the similarities are lining up.

We stopped being able to coexist a long time ago. We've both made certain of that.

[merged]

Then don't make her.

Because this isn't Zaun, Vander. Tell me: are his allies treating you poorly here? Am I?

[cantilevers]

Sure, we'll keep it behind closed doors. That always works.

They make it clear who they prefer the company of. And you're a special case because you're dating my daughter.

[merged]

I mean, it'll work until something about this place forces you two to come to a head. [ She certainly didn't expect either of them to get over it. They both seemed to rightfully hate one another—though she'd argue Vander was far more in the right here than Silco. ]

How many so far? Do you think you're in danger around them? [ She'll look out for him if it's necessary. ] And my feelings on you wouldn't change if I weren't dating Jinx. I like you, Vander. A lot. You're such a dad.