MFLN ● JANUARY 2026

[uruz]

MFLN

welcome sleepies, to our very first meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this theme was chosen by popular demand! we've all heard about texts from last night, but have you heard of......



MURMURS FROM LAST NIGHT

strange things happen in the night. maybe you drink, or dream, or get high as a kite, and it's hard to hide it! especially when we're all collectively connected in a way! the rules are quite simple! you may even know them by now.

💀 post a top level for your character and include a few text starters, like the ones provided.
💀 interact.
💀 thrive.
💀 if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).
💀 We might have some special guests later.

have fun. worship.

Comments

jinx / arcane /aquamancer

[opheliac]

1. If the guy is a real scumbag, do what I would do: unbutton his pants, pretend you're gonna give him a good time, then aim a gun at his junk. It'll ruin BJs for him, probably forever.

2. Can I do a hypothetical autopsy on you? I'm bored.

3. What's the point in having an icebox if you're not going to store anything good? The next time I break in, you better have something.

4. I need someone to spend the night with me....

5. Yuck, gag! If I had to choose to eat another Chef boyardee can and grill my own foot, I'd have the stove ready.

6. Text her, combine, I don't care. Let me know if you want this to be game canon.

2

[merged]

Depends. Clothes on or clothes off?

omg lord

[opheliac]

Ooo, that's a toughie. Off.

[merged]

Oh, yeah, that was a real tough one, wasn't it? Took you all of five seconds.

[opheliac]

Five seconds, thirty minutes, sixty-nine hours, who's counting?

[merged]

Me, Jinx. I'm counting.

Will I need to play dead? As an Illusionist, I could probably make it seem realistic.

[opheliac]

I dunno, are you okay with me checking you?

[merged]

Do you think I'd offer if I weren't?

4

[gimu]

To do what?

[opheliac]

To wreck havoc.

[gimu]

All you seem to do is havoc. Why not a walk? Just a walk?

[opheliac]

Why walk when you can throw poppers at people's feet and watch them dance?

5

[snaggletooth]

Shouldn't blowing up a big, meaty mammal host be easy for you, Miss Jinx? Why are those the only choices?

[opheliac]

Do you want to shit for days?

[snaggletooth]

Huh?

[ ??? ]

No?

[opheliac]

Then!! It's off the menu, Stud.

[snaggletooth]

But Miss Jinx, the animals are all I eat and I haven't had any bowel trouble.

[opheliac]

That's because you're not human, you silly ass.

[snaggletooth]

No, no, it really is safe. I think you may be seriously depriving yourself of easily-sourced protein.

5

[licencetoheal]

It has the distinct flavor of something that's already been digested before.

[He's not a fan of the Chef Boyardee either.]

[opheliac]

Exactly! How can anyone eat this stuff? This "chef" oughta be tossed in a river with a block tied to his ankles.

[licencetoheal]

I'm afraid this comes from the old days of Earth's commercialized food preservation. If there was ever a chef once, when these were canned, he'd long since been replaced by lists of ingredients and food additives.

It's a period of history I'm glad to have been born long after.

➥ 1

[nestingdevil]

not bad bluebird. but if they can't take a hint knockin them out's just as easy. still

if they try it here let me know. some gotta be taught a little bit of a lesson

[opheliac]

But that's less fun. I like to strike fear in their hearts. They make such beautiful faces sometime, you know?

But don't worry, I'm a loose cannon! No one can keep up with me, not really.

[nestingdevil]

got a point there. and while I don't know about that I've dealt with my share of the sort. usually end up pissing themselves or an alleyway somewhere by the end of the night. though a couple of tough guys have tried to make a point once or twice. let's just say they left with a little less than they came with

yeah, yeah. know you can take care of yourself just fine. doesn't mean I'll let something like that slide. I got some standards, hmn?