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1. Fuck, Marry, Kill. One, Espera, Sleep. Go. [ There are right and wrong answers, and she will judge you for them! ]
2. Found a whole, unopened box of Twinkies! [ Disappointment rides in hot on the heels of her excitement. ] Annnddd they're green. Someone just kill me at this point.
3. Okay, how about a weapon that shoots saw blades at Hosts? They have to be easier to deal with if we take out their ankles.
4. It might be the apocalypse, but that does not mean we should wake the neighborhood when we fuck! You know who you are! [ A beat, and then there's a sense she's narrowing her eyes. ] I know who you are!
5. Anyone else consider the potential dangers of constantly tapping into the Murmur? Just me?
6. I would kill someone for a single Happy Burger meal. The Double Mix. With a milkshake. I wouldn't even pull off the warm pickles and slimy tomato because even that sounds good.
What? Am I using the Murmur to communicate with other people? No way. [ Sarcasm, babyyy ]
My concerns lie mostly with people who constantly use it. I check it maybe once a day, unless I'm in active communication with someone or something big is happening. [ a beat and then: ] And sometimes when I'm under the influence. [ Like now ]
My concerns lie mostly with people who constantly use it. I check it maybe once a day, unless I'm in active communication with someone or something big is happening. [ a beat and then: ] And sometimes when I'm under the influence. [ Like now ]
Can...they do that?
[ His familiarity with shitty American junk food has limitations, but he's heard enough people joking about Twinkies and cockroaches being the only things that would survive nuclear holocaust. ]
[ His familiarity with shitty American junk food has limitations, but he's heard enough people joking about Twinkies and cockroaches being the only things that would survive nuclear holocaust. ]
[Some random, half-accidentally projected, half just killing time Murmurings.]
1. What do you think is harder to take care of: feathers, scales or fur?
I could really use some conditioning tips for... pinions.
2. Is it just me or are there a lot more men here than women? Sleep might need to examine their biases.
3. Advice for insomniacs? I think I made it to five hundred sheep last night before giving up.
4. I know I'm new here and others have had it worse, but I just want to say it once before I go back to coping: this place is shit.
5. Hours since I last accidentally levitated and fallen on my ass: 3
I have more bruises from my own inability to stay on the ground than I do from anything else in Manhattan.
1. What do you think is harder to take care of: feathers, scales or fur?
I could really use some conditioning tips for... pinions.
2. Is it just me or are there a lot more men here than women? Sleep might need to examine their biases.
3. Advice for insomniacs? I think I made it to five hundred sheep last night before giving up.
4. I know I'm new here and others have had it worse, but I just want to say it once before I go back to coping: this place is shit.
5. Hours since I last accidentally levitated and fallen on my ass: 3
I have more bruises from my own inability to stay on the ground than I do from anything else in Manhattan.
1. Help, I think I'm lost. Please come find me. [He provides absolutely zero information on where someone might come find him.]
2. What if we make a roller coaster. Do you think we could do that. I think we should make a roller coaster.
3. I think you left your pants here! Or maybe they're just some pants I found. Can't tell. Do you want them?
4. Turns out there's all kinds of cool weird shit on roofs.
5. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! PIECE OF SHIT, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, JACKOFF, FUCKHEAD, DICKWAD... [A bit after there's power to be had, he... appears to be rehearsing something in a high-pitched death growl with chugging guitar accompaniment.]
6. ["text" him!]
[toki just kind of uses the murmur like social media so i am 100% good for any of this being game canon.]
2. What if we make a roller coaster. Do you think we could do that. I think we should make a roller coaster.
3. I think you left your pants here! Or maybe they're just some pants I found. Can't tell. Do you want them?
4. Turns out there's all kinds of cool weird shit on roofs.
5. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! PIECE OF SHIT, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, JACKOFF, FUCKHEAD, DICKWAD... [A bit after there's power to be had, he... appears to be rehearsing something in a high-pitched death growl with chugging guitar accompaniment.]
6. ["text" him!]
[toki just kind of uses the murmur like social media so i am 100% good for any of this being game canon.]
[ From one insomniac to another: ]
Take a walk, read a book, exercise.
If all else fails, find a bottle of NyQuil or fuck it out. [ Look, options! ]
Take a walk, read a book, exercise.
If all else fails, find a bottle of NyQuil or fuck it out. [ Look, options! ]
NyQuil?
[Brands that probably don't exist in Runeterra?]
I've done the exercise before. Both kinds of it. It's... a decent option.
[Brands that probably don't exist in Runeterra?]
I've done the exercise before. Both kinds of it. It's... a decent option.
1. If the guy is a real scumbag, do what I would do: unbutton his pants, pretend you're gonna give him a good time, then aim a gun at his junk. It'll ruin BJs for him, probably forever.
2. Can I do a hypothetical autopsy on you? I'm bored.
3. What's the point in having an icebox if you're not going to store anything good? The next time I break in, you better have something.
4. I need someone to spend the night with me....
5. Yuck, gag! If I had to choose to eat another Chef boyardee can and grill my own foot, I'd have the stove ready.
6. Text her, combine, I don't care. Let me know if you want this to be game canon.
2. Can I do a hypothetical autopsy on you? I'm bored.
3. What's the point in having an icebox if you're not going to store anything good? The next time I break in, you better have something.
4. I need someone to spend the night with me....
5. Yuck, gag! If I had to choose to eat another Chef boyardee can and grill my own foot, I'd have the stove ready.
6. Text her, combine, I don't care. Let me know if you want this to be game canon.
Edited 2026-01-17 22:08 (UTC)
1. STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD.
2. I just found a roll of Mentos and an unopened bottle of Diet Coke. This is what the lack of normal recreational activities in this city has driven me to.
3. I hate to say "I told you so," but...I actually don't hate to say it, so. I told you so.
4. I think there's a nuance of English that I haven't learned here. What exactly is a "head shop"?
5. (text him?)
2. I just found a roll of Mentos and an unopened bottle of Diet Coke. This is what the lack of normal recreational activities in this city has driven me to.
3. I hate to say "I told you so," but...I actually don't hate to say it, so. I told you so.
4. I think there's a nuance of English that I haven't learned here. What exactly is a "head shop"?
5. (text him?)
Edited 2026-01-17 22:13 (UTC)
[ At her query, he helpfully supplies an image of said item. ]
Usually for colds, but it makes a hell of a sleep aid if you're really at the brink. [ No, he isn't speaking from experience or anything. ]
I've found both exercise options to be fairly effective as well. Just know if you opt for fucking it out with a partner, it strengthens the tether to that person.
Usually for colds, but it makes a hell of a sleep aid if you're really at the brink. [ No, he isn't speaking from experience or anything. ]
I've found both exercise options to be fairly effective as well. Just know if you opt for fucking it out with a partner, it strengthens the tether to that person.
I see.
[Filing that away for future information. Manhattan pharmaceuticals are all pretty foreign, so this is helpful.]
Not sure there's many around who would be amenable to that option anyway. [Not that she'd be opposed BUT.] What if it's a person you aren't tethered to?
[Filing that away for future information. Manhattan pharmaceuticals are all pretty foreign, so this is helpful.]
Not sure there's many around who would be amenable to that option anyway. [Not that she'd be opposed BUT.] What if it's a person you aren't tethered to?
I didn't think so, but... I'm staring at proof, and it might be living. [ She tosses Megumi a quick projection. The color is just... wrong. ] But the cake still feels squishy. Think it's possible they're still good?
[ All she wanted was a single twinkie. She is desperate. ]
[ All she wanted was a single twinkie. She is desperate. ]
[ This level of desperation is beyond his understanding, but he can sense it. ]
Smell test?
Smell test?
Poor taste, then.
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It definitely would have been easier in the tunnels surrounded by all the other new arrivals, if I didn't have to find a private place to pee every time.
[π³οΈβπ ayyy π³οΈβπ]
It definitely would have been easier in the tunnels surrounded by all the other new arrivals, if I didn't have to find a private place to pee every time.
I think you'd be surprised, if you put a solicitation out. [ He can think of a handful, off the top of his head, truthfully. ]
Then you tether, near-immediately, with a surprising amount of strength. I haven't dug into that enough to know a reliable percentage chance, but it seems to be fairly high.
Then you tether, near-immediately, with a surprising amount of strength. I haven't dug into that enough to know a reliable percentage chance, but it seems to be fairly high.
[There's a long pause. She's weighing that.]
...women?
[Casual, it's so casual, she's so casual.]
Maybe I can get back to you on that. Provided that those sorts of tethers aren't actively dangerous.
...women?
[Casual, it's so casual, she's so casual.]
Maybe I can get back to you on that. Provided that those sorts of tethers aren't actively dangerous.
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