MFLN ● JANUARY 2026

[uruz]

MFLN

welcome sleepies, to our very first meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this theme was chosen by popular demand! we've all heard about texts from last night, but have you heard of......



MURMURS FROM LAST NIGHT

strange things happen in the night. maybe you drink, or dream, or get high as a kite, and it's hard to hide it! especially when we're all collectively connected in a way! the rules are quite simple! you may even know them by now.

💀 post a top level for your character and include a few text starters, like the ones provided.
💀 interact.
💀 thrive.
💀 if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).
💀 We might have some special guests later.

have fun. worship.

Comments

2

[potentialman]

Can...they do that?

[ His familiarity with shitty American junk food has limitations, but he's heard enough people joking about Twinkies and cockroaches being the only things that would survive nuclear holocaust. ]

[merged]

I didn't think so, but... I'm staring at proof, and it might be living. [ She tosses Megumi a quick projection. The color is just... wrong. ] But the cake still feels squishy. Think it's possible they're still good?

[ All she wanted was a single twinkie. She is desperate. ]

[potentialman]

[ This level of desperation is beyond his understanding, but he can sense it. ]

Smell test?

[merged]

[ Good idea, Megs, please hold— ] Oh god, no. [ Immediate gagging. ]

[potentialman]

[ Wince. ]

That sounds decisive.

[merged]

[ A deep, heartfelt sigh. A sigh that comes from the soul. ] This place sucks.

[potentialman]

One bowl of oden from the konbini. That's all I ask.

One bowl.

[ He recognizes that the ruins of the post-apocalypse are not giving a fair shake to American convenience store food, but he is still Unimpressed. ]

[merged]

If I could get you a... konbini bowl of oden [ she has to say that very slowly ] I would. [ Because they deserve good things. ]

What is a konbini, anyway? Is that like fast food? [ She misses that, too. ]

[potentialman]

It's a convenience store, but... [ Frown. ] They're different than the ones here. There's a lot more options for food and they're not all packaged and preserved to survive nuclear winter.

[merged]

As an American, that sounds fake. It's practically a rule here that you don't eat from gas station convenience stores, especially the sushi.

Was oden your favorite thing to get?

[potentialman]

When it's cold, yeah. They have the broth hot and ready to go all day and you just tell them what you want them to throw in with it.

[merged]

Wait, wait, you guys got, like, mix-ins?

[potentialman]

Yeah. Daikon, boiled eggs, fish cakes, konnyaku...there's a lot of things you can get.

[merged]

Damn, now I'm sad I can't ever visit one of these konbinis and get... [ everything. she just wants to eat everything. ] what the hell is konnyaku?

[potentialman]

It's kind of like a jelly? Or it gets made into shirataki noodles. It's chewy but doesn't have a strong flavor, so it takes on the flavors of whatever it's cooked with.

[merged]

Can't say that savory jelly sounds all that appetizing. Then again, it just makes me think of this American thing... [ You know what? Here, Megumi, feast your eyes on the hot dog jello salad. ]

[potentialman]

What...is that.

[merged]

I think it's just called jello salad. Nothing remotely salad-y about it, and there are worse ones. I saw one made out mayo, cocktail sauce, and shrimp. You eat them cold. Slice it like a piece of cake.

Eugh.

[potentialman]

All of these elements sound perfectly innocuous on their own, and yet...

[merged]

Together, they become a crime against humanity. It's as impressive as it is horrifying.

[potentialman]

Thanks, I hate it.

[merged]

You're welcome ❤️