MFLN ● JANUARY 2026

[uruz]

MFLN

welcome sleepies, to our very first meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this theme was chosen by popular demand! we've all heard about texts from last night, but have you heard of......



MURMURS FROM LAST NIGHT

strange things happen in the night. maybe you drink, or dream, or get high as a kite, and it's hard to hide it! especially when we're all collectively connected in a way! the rules are quite simple! you may even know them by now.

💀 post a top level for your character and include a few text starters, like the ones provided.
💀 interact.
💀 thrive.
💀 if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).
💀 We might have some special guests later.

have fun. worship.

Comments

megumi fushiguro | jujutsu kaisen | shadowbinder

[potentialman]

1. STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD.

2. I just found a roll of Mentos and an unopened bottle of Diet Coke. This is what the lack of normal recreational activities in this city has driven me to.

3. I hate to say "I told you so," but...I actually don't hate to say it, so. I told you so.

4. I think there's a nuance of English that I haven't learned here. What exactly is a "head shop"?

5. (text him?)

1

[gimu]

he can’t be all that

[potentialman]

That's the worst part.

[ Who in their right mind would want to fuck Toji??? 😡😡😡 ]

[gimu]

[ naturally biased against fathers support group ]

Why is he so popular? Is it because he looks like you?

[potentialman]

[ brofist ]

I don't think we look that much alike.

[ This may be wishful thinking on his part. ]

1

[sorte]

???

are you ok

[potentialman]

No.

[sorte]

I'm worried how you obtained this information.

[potentialman]

People think too loud.

1

[longwillows]

no 🩷

[potentialman]

Kalmiya. You can do better.

You have done better.

[longwillows]

That is true. But are you telling me you wouldn't appreciate someone who can put him in his place?

[potentialman]

...I think he might enjoy that too much.

1

[snaggletooth]

[ Ivan is a negative amount of interested, but. . .! ]

If he produced you, isn't it his job to mate and continue producing more?

[potentialman]

[ Coming from someone else, this would get sarcasm, but Ivan's circumstances are weird enough that Megumi can presume this is...genuine... :( ]

Having children is frequently a voluntary thing in modern society. There are accidents, but there's nothing requiring most people to have kids. [ Well. Weird religious types, maybe... ] And they usually stop at the number they decide they want.

[snaggletooth]

I see. Then it's sweet of you to protect him from feeling pressured by others to breed. I promise I wouldn't do such a thing.

[ laugh laugh laugh ]

I already have my own mate, after all!

[potentialman]

[ That is...so far off the mark he's not sure it's worth trying to explain, so he's just going to politely follow the other train of thought here. ]

You and Till are pretty serious about each other, aren't you?

[ He was asleep for that whole marriage conversation! ]

1 (1/2)

[revolts]

whoa i thought it was just that blonde gay damn

i lied 2/3

[revolts]

*guy

[revolts]

nvm i was right the first time

[potentialman]

[ This is a pointed Not Answering. ]

[sorte]

[????????????? ]

go die i'm not trying to fuck you

c-combo breaker (3)

[inverseye]

you could try not saying it.
for once.

it might go appreciated by the people around you.

[potentialman]

I've made it this far in life without your appreciation. I think I'll manage to continue.

[inverseye]

[ BUT HE COULD BE. REALLY APPRECIATIVE? ]

Don't bet on it.

Do you have a crowbar?