welcome sleepies, to our very first meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this theme was chosen by popular demand! we've all heard about texts from last night, but have you heard of......
MURMURS FROM LAST NIGHT
strange things happen in the night. maybe you drink, or dream, or get high as a kite, and it's hard to hide it! especially when we're all collectively connected in a way! the rules are quite simple! you may even know them by now.
π post a top level for your character and include a few text starters, like the ones provided.
π interact.
π thrive.
π if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).
π We might have some special guests later.
1. Stop asking me for medical advice.Β I already told you, my diagnosis is that youβre drunk and need hydration.Β Now, since we're in the early 21st century you have to pay me. Thatβll be $500 capitalist dollars.
2. Iβm not arguing,Β Iβm just explaining why Iβm unequivocally correct.
3. Iβm brilliant enough to cure a plague, but I just pushed a "pull" door for five minutes.
4. I've been taking appointments and preparing the surgical wing for too long. I just asked someone for a bolus of coffee.
5. My job is to provide care for everyone in as holistic a manner as possible so my professional advice is do NOT text your ex or your crush while tipsy like this. Doctor's orders.
6. The sodium content is near lethal and there are enough preservatives in this to mummify a pharaoah. How did this even get classified as food instead of as a chemical weapon?
I think the Greeks tried something like that once and it didn't go to plan, tying a bunch of nastiness to whether or not something was opened. Didn't exactly go to plan.
Hey, tons of geniuses are also total idiots. It's okay. I'm only judging you a little bit. [ what's life without some gentle ribbing from a drunk girl? ]
Tsk, tsk, that sounds an awful lot like an excuse. There are automatic doors where I come from, too, and the only time I've run into a door is when Hosts were chasing me.
Do aliens have coffee like...we have coffee? Or is it just something from their homeworld with similar enough effects that it's easier for us to call it that?
[ This is kind of a weird thought experiment that he never thought would be not an experiment. ]
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2. Iβm not arguing,Β Iβm just explaining why Iβm unequivocally correct.
3. Iβm brilliant enough to cure a plague, but I just pushed a "pull" door for five minutes.
4. I've been taking appointments and preparing the surgical wing for too long. I just asked someone for a bolus of coffee.
5. My job is to provide care for everyone in as holistic a manner as possible so my professional advice is do NOT text your ex or your crush while tipsy like this. Doctor's orders.
6. The sodium content is near lethal and there are enough preservatives in this to mummify a pharaoah. How did this even get classified as food instead of as a chemical weapon?
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I think the Greeks tried something like that once and it didn't go to plan, tying a bunch of nastiness to whether or not something was opened. Didn't exactly go to plan.
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What happened? Did they pull it all out?
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[ And he's pretty sure it would be awful. ]
Or I can just bring it to you in a cup like a normal person.
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Klingon coffee is quite strong.
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They believe their experiences with both alcohol and coffee should be reflective of that philosophy.
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[ This is kind of a weird thought experiment that he never thought would be not an experiment. ]