MFLN ● JANUARY 2026

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MFLN

welcome sleepies, to our very first meme saturday! every month a little mod-hosted meme will go up for us to play around with admist the chaos, and this theme was chosen by popular demand! we've all heard about texts from last night, but have you heard of......



MURMURS FROM LAST NIGHT

strange things happen in the night. maybe you drink, or dream, or get high as a kite, and it's hard to hide it! especially when we're all collectively connected in a way! the rules are quite simple! you may even know them by now.

💀 post a top level for your character and include a few text starters, like the ones provided.
💀 interact.
💀 thrive.
💀 if you wish for your threads to be game canon, the sky is the limit (just make sure your thread partner is okay with it!).
💀 We might have some special guests later.

have fun. worship.

Comments

kalmiya longwillow ✨ original character (d&d) ✨ offering: trickster

[longwillows]

(OTA)

1. seeking fashion advice for people whose bodies are in constant flux
accommodation for tails absolutely necessary

2. i'm so TIRED of fighting hosts like this!!!
i miss when i could just cast my biggest nastiest spell and call it a day :///

3. [just a vivid, ongoing sensation of tasting the varieties of some novelty prank jellybeans.]

4. a very careful koala could probably hatch a duckling in her pouch 💫

🌶️(NSFW, 18+ only)🌶️

5. i fucked my way into this and you better believe i'm going to fuck my way back out

6. you know
you can just call me if you need some relief
the fantasies are very cute but it's hard to get back to sleep afterwards!

7. i'm going to sleep with EVERY type of vessel eventually and that is a promise 💖

[ or wildcard! message her literally anything. let me know if you'd like to make something game canon 🩷 ]

7

[snaggletooth]

Huh, are you trying to figure out which is the most cuddly?

[longwillows]

i'm trying to figure out a lot of things!
cuddliness is on the list :)

[snaggletooth]

It would be something with fur. No?

[longwillows]

fur definitely helps
or feathers
but you shouldn't count out scales or chitin!
six arms or a big snake body would be GREAT for cuddling 😊😊😊

[snaggletooth]

Oh, Kalmiya, giving my traits high marks to flatter me isn't fair to the others! You should remain objective.

[longwillows]

i AM remaining objective 😌
equitable opportunity for snuggling is a very important consideration!
i can't write someone off as less cuddly just because they're chitinous!

5

[dethangel]

Like a tunnel...

[longwillows]

Exactly! A really wet tunnel!

[dethangel]

What are you gonna do on the other side?

[longwillows]

If my track record thus far is anything to go by, find another situation that I may or may not be able to fuck my way out of.

[dethangel]

I think you can do it! I believe in you!

[longwillows]

Well, you're more than qualified to assess my ability to fuck my way out of things, so I suppose I'll trust your judgment!

3

[justification]

Is that... eggplant?

[longwillows]

i don't know!
is it?? 🍆🍆🍆

[justification]

Ew

[That's it, that's the text.]

[longwillows]

not a fan of eggplant?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[justification]

I can't say it's ever been pleasing, no.

[Wait wasn't this about jellybeans.]

[longwillows]

i've never found it that offensive but to each their own!

[it still could be. maybe.]

7

[merged]

I like that you have goals. Which ones are you missing so far?

[longwillows]

more than i'd like :/// everyone being underground really put me behind
easier to list the ones i've got already

[merged]

Gimme that list, then.

Also, think of it this way: everyone being underground was really stressful, and what better way to help people destress than a quickie with a cutie. You might get more takers.

[longwillows]

[the distant sound of me rifling through kalmiya's CR chart]


as far as i'm aware:
for offerings i have daemon, seraph, valkerie, and lycan
tokens are artificer, shadowbinder, and lightweaver
actually i believe i've doubled up on a bunch of those? that's kind of crazy since there aren't that many of us!! 🤔
i'll have to get the word out
make sure everyone knows that i'm an available companion 💞

[merged]

That's honestly impressive, Kal. You need to get some more Tokens on that list, though.

It's a shame we don't have some type of hook-up app. Guess you'll just have to shout into the Murmur that you're dtf.

6 lmfaoooo, continuing the nsfw warning

[licencetoheal]

[whoops whoops oh dear oh no]

[The mortification is almost tangible, nearly a physical force. The problem was he'd had quite an interesting dream.]

[In his defense, his dream had cast her in the role of femme fatale named Ilsa Havitov in a spy fantasy. And she had... quite behaved like her surname's namesake. What was he supposed to do, wake up and instantly banish it from his mind? Pretend that catsuit didn't exist?]

[(He's not a monk! And he was certainly going to keep the dream to himself.)]

I - you see - it - ah -

[Where he's at in bed, he hides his face in his hands.]

I didn't know the Murmur was that sensitive!

[And it had mostly been a dream! Mostly! And a little bit of laying in bed, biting his lip and ruminating over how nice a dream it had been after he was awake, and how he really ought to reach out soon, since he was almost settled, but it was the dream's fault! It had been involuntary.]

[(He'd looked good in that tux.)]

[(For as long as he'd kept it on anyway.)]