EMP & ATP 004 ● FEBRUARY 2026

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ATP&EMP

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Behold, an opportunity to gather.

Welcome to Somnia's fourth ATP & EMP Meme! This is the place to be if you're interested in the game's setting, if you're unsure about who you'd like to bring or if you just want to check out the vibes. Remember that the EMP is open to all, and you don't need an invite to participate in the slightest!

Dates to note are as follows:

- EVENT/TDM: March 1st
- RESERVES: March 13th
- APPS: March 20th - 26th

An opportunity for players who do not have invites to post their interest in receiving one will be available on the TDM as a mod comment to reply to. Current players may extend their invites, and if you don't know anyone in the game, the mod will make a decision (note that this does not guarantee an invite). Just like our EMP, you do not need an invite to participate in the TDM, either— only to reserve and app.

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Re: EMP

[athinkingreed]

Look Ratio is willing to eventually agree to that. He may think the man is in severe need of therapy and have had major issues with his actions in Penacony. But Sunday isn’t unfixabley stupid and thus has the potential to be good company.

Unfortunately, he is bird shaped. Especially with the offering changes.

Fortunately for Sunday Ratio and Ducktio are both firmly being on Team Sunday Is Not Food while Owltio and Catio debate the best seasoning; thus putting them in a 2-2 voting deadlock where no cannibalism will happen.

At least until Ratio gets kicked from voting privileges. Then the Ratiolings in control might be dangerous to anyone bird, fish, small animal, or bug shaped.

Legit? If the player plot happens and Sunday needs to use tuning bs to locate him? He will get the honor of picking up an intense debate on the subject matter. It’s probably a highly reoccurring one by virtue of them likely interacting a lot.

Re: EMP

[regulate]

Sunday would like to think there are better candidates in a cannibalism situation. How much meat does he have? Not a lot. His ass is flat. His chest is flat. He skips leg day everyday. Why not take a bite out of someone juicy like Jing Yuan?

Re: EMP

[athinkingreed]

Sunday that is exactly why Owltio isn’t giving you Bird Solidarity Privileges like Ducktio is. Little Owls are opportunistic predators willing to eat tiny birds and cats can drive bird populations to extinction for funsies. If your ass was fatter, pecs bigger, and legs swoler, then Owltio would not be interested in eating you.

Right now though, Ducktio’s bird solidarity is standing between Sunday and the grill.

Are you comfortable with a cat and owl debating the best way to eat chicken wings for Sunday brunch though? Legit having such an extreme intrusive thought would be useful in freaking Ratio out enough to not want to talk about having them until he’s figured out a way to stop them.

AKA add incentive for Ratio to not say anything about what is going on in his head until the situation explodes.

Re: EMP

[regulate]

okay but how about the zombie chicken eggs? They're delicious and chock full of protein. Just have to cook them a while to get rid of zombie germs. They have a few more logical steps before chicken wings are on the menu.

Re: EMP

[athinkingreed]

The what.

But no yeah Sunday could get Owltio on team Sunday Is Not Food with an egg supply. Catio throwing his metaphorical paws up in frustration because it was about the thrill of the hunt more than anything for it. Meanwhile Ratio and Ducktio just glad that topic is gone.

Re: EMP

[regulate]

Shh shhh...it's okay. Ratio will adjust. Just close your eyes and accept the zombie poultry.

Re: EMP

[athinkingreed]

Pros: No More Worries About Cannibalizing Caelus and Aventurine’s Little Guy
Cons: Food Poisoning Worries

Just Noticed The Icon You Used For This

[athinkingreed]

I just realized that your icon is Sunday in a fast food box. You utter mad lad. Yeah that’s how the Owl and Cat see Sunday at first to a T if you are comfortable with it. Tiny Charmony Dove in a happy meal they think they can pickup by the cloak with one hand with this music playing in the background:
https://youtube.com/shorts/Il5hDv27EyE?si=iM3XmLktugceNBlj

Re: Just Noticed The Icon You Used For This

[regulate]

Yes. Sunday is what's for dinner tonight. Please enjoy him with his 11 herbs and spices.

[athinkingreed]

Somewhere in a universe far, far away… Sparkle is smiling at Sunday embracing his fate. The Crispy Heir in a pool of honey mustard sauce.

Thank you for permission, much fun will be had in freaking out the poor doctor. If I get accepted I’ll make an Ratiolings Menu Opt-In and preemptively link back here for you.

[regulate]

I hope he does come to terrorize them and be terrorized. I look forward to their misadventures and shall tackle him on the TDM.